man: " hey man I need to ask a personal question, I have a bitchin rash on my magic stick and I have no idea what it is." reply "Does it look like peanut brittle, fish n chips or birthday cake?" man: " none of those, it looks like I got beat with a rake." reply " Oh yes that's the koochie flu."
by Electric Juston May 07, 2010
Twine Flu - A new disease, a variation of swine.
Symptoms may include dangleitis, twine fever, dirtyness, severe snangles, and just overall sweetness
Symptoms may include dangleitis, twine fever, dirtyness, severe snangles, and just overall sweetness
by 2009bonerjams November 15, 2009
Term used to describe the phenomenon of cops arriving en masse, often to the consternation of non-cop people.
by Lafayette, IN May 16, 2009
What caused your hangover - you bent your elbow and it flew into your mouth. An excuse to not go into work.
by Amalia R May 16, 2007
A sickness brought on by sleeping with a horribly unattractive person. Usually contracted during consumption of massive amounts of alcohol. The illness leaves the person feeling sick to stomach, dirty, depressed, and unwilling to leave the house.
guy1: Hey wanna ride with me over to the party tonight.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.
by DCSIM April 27, 2009
by Lil Tink Tink March 01, 2018
Part of speech: Adjective
Pronunciation: wahyt floo
Origin: Brooklyn, New York
The white flu is a term used to describe men who have an excessive interest in white/ Caucasian women. They tend to be close minded towards other women, often without knowing.
In an analogy, yellow fever is when men have an interest in Asian women whereas the White flu is when men have an interest in white women.
Note: This term is typically used to describe non-white men.
Pronunciation: wahyt floo
Origin: Brooklyn, New York
The white flu is a term used to describe men who have an excessive interest in white/ Caucasian women. They tend to be close minded towards other women, often without knowing.
In an analogy, yellow fever is when men have an interest in Asian women whereas the White flu is when men have an interest in white women.
Note: This term is typically used to describe non-white men.
Asian man: She's cute!
African man: Which one? The white girl?
Asian man: Yea.
African man: I like the way you think.. White Flu ftw!
African man: Which one? The white girl?
Asian man: Yea.
African man: I like the way you think.. White Flu ftw!
by GoldenOpportunities March 14, 2011