hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Jackin Drive

To drive a vehicle and masterbate.

My hormones were out of control, I had to pull a jackin drive on my way home tonight just thinking about you.

by AMC1987 February 23, 2009

Drive-by Knowledge

Educating someone by driving by that person and yelling information that person would likely not know.
ex.
Yelling this when passing a man or women that is walking on the sidewalk: "Peptide, Noun, short polymers formed from the linking of amino acids."

I got hit by some Drive-by Knowledge today, I was walking home and a car yelled what the defination of a peptide was at me.

by I am, Dictionary man May 1, 2010

driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan

On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Driving a Bentley

Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.

Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".

by Crazy Janie Poo July 1, 2011

Drive By Sniff

When you walk by someone while trying to figure out what they smells like

I did a drive by sniff to confirm she smelled like roses

by Xhyshejenddn July 13, 2019