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Crowing

Crowing - to crow
Crowing means picking one’s nose. Here in Nottingham, UK, very few people use it and it’s an old expression that’s falling out of use.
“Oi, stop crowing! You’re crowin’ too deep, you’ll scratch ya brain”
by WhoShotJR? December 30, 2023
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Crow

Ugly bitches with annoying voices who sound like crows always in your ear
It’s live but there are so many crows here I gotta go.
by Paniniman June 23, 2019
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Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
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Crow

Crow, A term used for someone who has a strange addiction to kids, from 11 years old to 16 years old.
“Hey stop being a fucking Crow man!”
Fuckin Crow!”
by BossMci March 10, 2021
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bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.
P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.
by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016
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Jim Crow June

The celebration of the law 'Jim Crow' that was first put into effect in the late 1870's. This month is to celebrate and remember segregation and prejudice towards Martin Luther King Jr. and all negroes in the world
Hey are you celebrating 'Jim Crow June' too?
by lilgangsussuuu March 30, 2023
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Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.
“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”
by Hexy TV November 5, 2019
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