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Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023
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Moisty Crow

A moisty crow is a vagina that is really moist and smelly. Quite disgusting
Bro!!!! Jillian has such a moisty crow. It stinks!
by Samg224 December 19, 2023
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Crowing

Crowing - to crow
Crowing means picking one’s nose. Here in Nottingham, UK, very few people use it and it’s an old expression that’s falling out of use.
“Oi, stop crowing! You’re crowin’ too deep, you’ll scratch ya brain”
by WhoShotJR? December 30, 2023
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Woke Crow

Left wing, Democrat who employ the "Jim Crow" tactics from the historical past of the Democratic party.
We have entered the “Woke Crow” era where left wing Democrats have re-weaponized their past “Jim Crow” tactics.
by MinnWhoDat April 10, 2023
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crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)
crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow
by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023
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Bored Crow

Bored Crow, a person with no social life or hobbies who spent the majority of their free time shitposting and annoying people online. But the memes are fire so people like them.
Damn you saw the spicy memes the Bored Crow uploaded?
by 1NicerAccount December 20, 2022
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Crow

Crow is a very country man with glasses who can get mad when they’re off. He been doing construction for years.
Did you see that Crow putting on my shingles to my house?
by TylonDaCrowLover December 20, 2022
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