all around vision

A term used to define the vision that a boy named John with shaggy hair might have.

Me: Hey John Lennon! How’s the all around vision?
John: Shut up please

by moorecholeplease May 27, 2021

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Baddie Vision

The ability to spot baddies in unnaturally far places

"bro there's a Baddie in the car behind us."
"Bro what? You got Baddie Vision!"

by Professor Thawne April 3, 2025

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A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.

veggie's glasses are called veggie vision

by apr1l1 January 14, 2025

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Video game vision

Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.

Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.

by Bladeroller January 12, 2016

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