piss smurfing

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.

Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.

by ishikami October 20, 2022

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca March 28, 2018

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 06, 2020

Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.

Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up

by SilentBob73 August 17, 2014

smurf ass

when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.

That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.

by nanmike April 09, 2008

smurf balls

This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.

Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.

by Mike Dennison June 12, 2007

Vanity Smurf

When one masturbates to pictures of oneself.

"How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs."
" Shit. Word?"
"Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf."

by randy trevor leahey September 02, 2006