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Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.
Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"
by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010
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pillow grilled

When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.
I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.

My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.
by AlexJenna March 1, 2008
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meat pillows

Breasts, tits, jugs, etc....
She's got a sweet set of meat pillows.
by Clayballz March 25, 2007
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Pizza Pillows

Pizza Rolls.
Commonly enjoyed at high temperatures by retards.
by MYHAMEISJONAS456464 December 20, 2008
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pillow-fucker

A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.
I admit it -- I'm a pillow-fucker!
by USAF Cadet September 20, 2020
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fart pillow

When, in an effort to be funny, you back up against someone and let it rip. The recipient has become your fart pillow. Another variation is fart cushion.
Ex-girlfriends make great fart pillows
by bobby the douche February 12, 2005
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