Pumpkin Fucking

putting a pumpkin between the vagina and the wiener and smashing repeatedly so pieces of the pumpkin are buried into the vagina

See that girl over there? It's Halloween and that bitch looks pretty down for pumpkin fucking.

by Bitch Groceries November 9, 2013

Pumpkin Pie

Slang for a Native American female's vagina; not nessecarily edible.

I'ma go down to the casino at the Reservation later and scout me out some pumpkin pie.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

pumpkin patch

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

by wtca December 12, 2007

pumpkin grinding

The act of two women scissoring but rubbing their blown out, prolapsed assholes together

the two woman were pumpkin grinding until their prolapsed assholes got sore.

by dittydo07 August 30, 2012

purple pumpkin

hearing something in a conversation that wasn't actually there
-OR-
adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there

Person #1: So my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.

by The Peanut Gallery January 6, 2005

Pumpkin Shot

An enormous load of semen delivered violently from the penis into the back of a throat, exploding through the tonsils and out the back of the skull, causing blunt force trauma to the head. Leaves a gaping hole, much like a pumpkin that has been carved and emptied.

Somebody call a doctor, John gave Monique a pumpkin shot and now she's bleeding everywhere.

by McKennan March 26, 2009

Pumpkin Smasher

a black person who is up to no good

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.

by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009