Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.
Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*
by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022
Get the Lisamug. by WahooMonkeyman February 25, 2017
Get the nan lisamug. A lovely, sexy painting made by Demarcus Cousins The Third (JiDion). It took a million millenniums to forge in the caverns and ravines from the ancient mountaintops of Caucasus.
by BrolicBlackLover May 5, 2023
Get the Clapped Lisamug. 
To pull a robbery ; typically lured to a hotel by a beautiful women to a motel to be robbed by waiting men.
by Charlie Humboldt January 26, 2024
Get the Mona lisamug. Don't be like Lisa and do your homework.
by vxzions September 15, 2021
Get the Lisamug. A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina
by Ohshit4real January 2, 2022
Get the Lisa collins thompsonmug.