Pick a hand

When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally being a dick you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the shit out of them with their chosen prize. Note that if the son of a bitch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.

That piece of shit tried to hit on my girlfriend! I'm going to ask him to pick a hand.

Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.

by tokeshed January 22, 2018

40 hands

a game in which the player tapes one 40 to each hand and is not allowed to un-tape them until they have finished drinking the 40s.

"the last thing I remember was starting to play 40 hands"

by anonymous December 20, 2003

magic hands

A person who has incredibly good hand skills, if you know what i mean ;)

Sean has magic hands!

by Arawra Stockings February 20, 2011

Shaking hands

An illegal act

John was shaking hands with Michael, the police arrested them.

by Notasithlord April 04, 2020

heavy-handed

1) An individual that is prone to destroying or breaking any material item due inpart to careless,abrubt, or overzealous manipulation of said item.

2) An individual that operates anything in the physical world with too much strength and awkward coordination.

Individual at the jewelery store having his watch band repaired:

Watch Repair Person: "If I can just get this band loose, I think I'll be able to make a quick and easy adjustment."

John (the watch owner): Easy man, you're being too rough you heavy-handed beast.....I ain't worried about 'quick and easy', I want you to slow down; be gentle and fix it smoothly and correctly."

by Tommy Boy Sadler November 25, 2007

mr hands

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg

"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"

by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Safe Hands

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac July 24, 2005