skeet fountain

a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.

Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.

by Sir Squarepants July 1, 2009

fountain of youth

when a person(s) get sprayed with an unreasonably amount of baby cum causing you to have the ability to be young again.

I got sprayed by the fountain of youth at the daycare again!!!

by Mickey mouse Crackhouse April 21, 2022

Fountain Dew

Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines

"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"

by IncyIncoming September 7, 2022

Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.

Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.

by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017

Fountain of youth

When a girl swallows your baby juice or takes it on her face.

She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”

by MMMagic Man July 25, 2018

Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

Fountain of youth

When you are fucking a male/female and your about to bust pull out, grab your nuts, jerk off, and release your nuts and yell fountain of youth while simultaneously giving your girl a laser precise cumshot up her left nostril and the Coriolis effect should take affect in the nasal cavity and the pure force of your cum will shoot out the back of her neck and go up to heaven and retrieve her soul before she enters the gate so then you need to put her ice on a frozen bed of your cum to preserve her and on the 3rd day at exactly 4:19:21 PM start jerking off over her body and shoot a load into her belly button and she will be resurrected and will be your slave for eternity.

Yo bro you wanna try the fountain of youth?

by Codyboi30 April 1, 2022