Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

not in my dictionary

A word you do not want to understand

Guy: No
Girl: sorry that's not in my dictionary

by kandikainjain April 2, 2017

Urban dictionary

This particular website is used to teach and learn slang.wheather you are from Atlanta, New Orleans, Miami etc.you have the opportunity create your own definitions based on what you know.
This site is also helpful to those who leave out of the US.

As always someone had to spoil this wonderful site with there disgusting sexual urge.immature people now use this like it's a porn site.hence the reason it is not longer the Urban dictionary

by Swavyx.15 December 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website where people search up the definitions of weird words or god knows what from the internet. A lot of times, the words are searched for the game Cards Against Humanity. Anyway, if you didn't know what it was, how did you get here?

If you don't know what swooping is, search it up on Urban Dictionary

by BubblyErnie September 6, 2015