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CUM

CUM stands for..

Creamy
Unicorn

Milk
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Best described for a woman's mythical juice, but the man's can be mythical in the sense of doing it on command. Mainly done in porn, it usually seems like it's a 1 way street of the men in the sense of jizzing, unless the woman screams like her pussy is being murdered and loves it. In a recent surge of step siblings having sexual escapades, it is unlikely for both to get off a load of splooge since they are afraid of being caught since it is sooo taboo. What are we talking about?.. oh yea.. CUM.. ummm.. Best by yourself, but try it with a partner..
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Jack pulls out Jill aka his hand and Jack was so jacked that he had to jack off while playing jacks. Jack CUMs on a Jack in the box who is ironically his step brother. Jill in rage squeezes Jack until he has a pop goes the weasel moment. He used the jacks in cards next to him to clean off Jill since he is a gentleman since it was all he had lying around next to him. Jill didn't know jackshit about why she was there and felt like a jackass after hitting a big black bottle of Jack that was much bigger than Jack. Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill supposedly CAME tumbling after..
by Guido and The Guy April 28, 2021
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Bro! I just did a cum!!!! XDDDDDD
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Cum

Something that comes out of a guys penis after fucking a nice pussy!
Connor:Can I cum in you baby??
Jessica:Baby no cum on my tittie's!
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Cum is the ultra baby version of a thing
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Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.
"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."
by cjeam July 3, 2020
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Looks like milk yet tastes like fish.
"Girl, slow down you're making me cum"
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Cummed in

the state of being filled to capacity after a meal
The food there was amazing, I'm absolutly cummed in!
by Richard Willy Johnson June 11, 2023
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