vas te faire encule

fuck you. pardon my French

"vas te faire encule"
what does that mean?

it means fuck you, but I just didn't want to offend you

by monkeymonkey2000 April 5, 2015

pour faire un Zinedine

To do something poorly for the whole of a match, and then ambush the opposition in the last few minutes.

See England-France, June 13 2004, Estadio da Luz, Lisbon. Zinedine Zidane scores two late goals to sneak a victory over England, after England had lead for 90 minutes

by Malone June 14, 2004

va te faire enculer

(go to) fuck you in the ass

We could order takeout or va te faire enculer...

by palmazon June 16, 2018

All is fair in love and war

This very popular saying is unfortunately wrongly taught and so it continues to get passed down with a mistaken explanation. The mistaken explanation is that 'love' and 'war' are two equal things that anything can be done during and it not be considered wrong. THAT IS A FALSE DEFINITION. But understandably so,with how the quote is phrased-its very easy to see how it's been misunderstood.THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION....'All is fair in love and war' actually means this.... During war, two people who are romntically involved go through many ups and downs. It's a terrible heartbreaking experience for both. It's an emotional rollercoaster filled with sadness,pain,anger and both stress and distress. So during this time if one or both parties decide to have an affair whether it be ongoing or just once....this is considered "fair"....because during this time of extreme pain-the distance and time apart can be almost unbearable and the need for human contact and the desire for human touch is something that everyone involved feels can be overlooked if it happens only during this time of war. The danger involved during war is so scary and brings so many emotions out that it's human narure to need someone else to "lean" on and that often leads to more. So "All is fair in love and war" actually means that an affair during combat can be overlooked and is considered both fair and forgiveable.

She longed for her husband and feared for his life. She spent the night with another man to comfort her, and kept repeating to herself...'all is fair in love and war'.

by Umnoidk143 June 5, 2019

Vas te faire foutre

"Go fuck yourself", or "Fuck you" in French.

Va te faire foutre is spelt INCORRECTLY. The conjugation for Aller (to go) in French for tu (which is the assumed pronoun, as the reflexive is using te se foutre is a reflexive verb) is Vas NOT Va which is the conjugation for il/elle/qui/on (he/she/who/one)

Vas te faire foutre!
Tabarnack, man, je te deteste!

by misanthrope March 23, 2005

Fair pluck of the low-flying crow

To give someone a fair or equal chance at attempting something highly difficult.

You'll never make that - we're skipping your attempt". "Come on, fair pluck of the low-flying crow, mate!

by Paraclete October 22, 2010

And that can only be fair play to ya!

another way of saying "well done" or "fair play to ya" except funnier. A preferred term among Football managers.

“Andy Reid, you have lost eight kilos and worked extremely hard and that can only be fair play to ya!"

by The Soft Cat October 6, 2009