Wild Boner

a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place

"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"

"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?

Fuck yeah!!"

by stinkytaco May 17, 2010

James Wilding

Know to be pretty fada!
Will steal your girl or try to even if you’re dating them....
Lanky ass mofo!
Likes to party and is the late mate brother to Pat Peck.

“James Wilding” are you 30?

by Shoot2kill27 May 27, 2020

Hawg Wild

The act of a male drinking excessively or having a 5 second redneck moment.

The state of being beyond crazy or "Ham"

Guys I'm Hawg Wild!

by wendy doer December 10, 2010

wild turkey

A cheap-ass brand of whiskey.

-I got us a couple fifths.
-Aite, what you got?
-Wild Turkey
-Ah shit, that's cheap. It will get you drunk though.

by PaulWall July 26, 2003

wild card

when your chillin with your boys and very unexpected, yet suprisingly welcome events/phrases are presented to you; shouting out "wild card", is a way of "calling out" such events

sickfootballplayer1: u chillin?
sicksoccerplayer1: im chillin
sickfootballplayer2: word
sicksoccerplayer2: nice nice
slutsophmorewiththepornostarvoice: i like to rub my clit when i think about other girls!
sickathletes in unison: damn, wild card!

by the urbanator October 26, 2004

wild freight

Freight that has lost its paperwork, so nobody knows where it is going. (Roadway.)

We have a box of wild freight on this truck!

by Teratogen October 8, 2010

a wild kian

a strange creature that yelps and yeets around the oofer head quarters.

omg look its a wild kian

by swaggyooferb0i February 26, 2019