a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Swimming Duck

A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.

Joe had a lot of swimming duck in his pants today. Did you see that, Cheryl?

by JewCorner March 4, 2022

Swimming Pussy

"Swimming Pussy" was a crazy arc introduced by the user Gunthersito on Discord. Now this arc lasted about two to three weeks. Originally you could see in the video that there was a messy room with an individual repeatedly saying "swimming pussy" while playing with a toy. The clip was less than twenty seconds but it was very entertaining.

Swimming pussy. Swim swim

by BungaBear December 28, 2022

swimming with the fishs

Mean one who is dead and body is dumped in a body of water with fish

Jimmy: " Tony where's Carl?"
Tony: "Carl is swimming with the fishs."

by Swimming with the fishs February 3, 2017

ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.

While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.

by I'mNotThatOld July 23, 2016

Greenville swim

All though the swim team its self is fun but you have a fucking rude bastard Sam Condon and Andy miller the swim team will never amount to anything in their lifetime with the coach “mollie Mendoza” the only good person on the team was Caden lecklider last year LOL nobody is making districts other then cooper hunt and Logan kimmel and Owen tamplin. LOL worst team in the MVL

The Greenville swim team needs to change

by Ava Colby February 10, 2024

Clasp n swim

To jerk off a nigga with your feet, you first clasp it and then stroke back and forth like a swim.

Oh he was eating the soul out my pussy so I clasp’d n swim this nigga

This freak had a foot fetish and asked me to clasp n swim him 😳

by HoneyB361 June 19, 2019