Suffering

Suffering is IN GREAT PAIN AND MIGHT DIE

Help, I am suffering, I am not living

by DetectiveTeeVee April 8, 2020

amateur surgery

A noticeably bad shaving job.

Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."

by Super Chicken 46 January 20, 2008

blue wave surfers

Weak and/or insincere Democrats; word originated from the imaginary blue wave whooshing in to victory, that Democrats talk about using to beat out the Republicans in the 2018 and 2020 election cycles, while supporting corrupt candidates and candidates who accept PAC money and/or other corrupt dollars.

Come support the blue wave surfers this week at the democratic national convention. The blue wave surfers have an awful lot of broken boards, just like their promises to people of color. Will the strong blue wave surfers please stand up, so you can do something other than these ankle busters.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke July 23, 2018

Bi-pass heart surgery

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.

Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

surferdude

A well known drunk who doesnt mind drinking and driving. He is usually a nice person but when alcohol is applied he either becomes incredibly irratated or so mellow he passes out listening to his reggae music and never gets in trouble coming home. Loves to do favors by buying beer, or supply those less fortunate with a usual 12 or foti's for his jewish compatriate. If you ever meet him, hes probably already bombed out of his mind so just walk by and yell out surferdude, and don't forget to stutter the S; he can also be referd to as Lloyd, or if your into the breivity thing surfer will do fine.

random freind#1:"ssssssssurferdude..."
surferdude:"YO"
random freind#1:"surfer you bombed yet?"
surferdude:"yea man..."
random freind#1:"ss..sssurfer your always bombed."
surferdude:"hell yea I am!!!"

by random freind January 31, 2005

tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

by Lord Mike March 18, 2004

plastic surgery

The only possible method to remove the desired content from welded plastic packaging, usually a clear and stiff plastic not otherwise labeled as to content but only slightly weaker than carbon nanotubes.

The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without:

a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or:

b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.

After 45 minutes of plastic surgery, I finally removed my daughter's new doll from the plastic package. The doll was still grinning when I left to get some real sutures in my finger where my box cutter sliced it open when I slipped trying to cut the outer weld on that stupid clear packaging!

by e4enviro December 25, 2009