Saddled up

When resting scrotum on top of another mans shaft

When Stephan saddled up old Roy and took the shaft for a ride

by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018

Saddlebagged

Vehicle elevated by some unplanned means leaving vehicle tires without contact with the ground. Hopelessly stuck in a ditch.

We saddlebagged our truck on a huge mound of dirt and we were hopelessly stuck.

by Hosay1958 February 8, 2019

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019

saddlebang

The act of "riding" a chick.

"Saddlebanging" can also refer to what happens when an extra-well-endowed chick is "doing it" doggy-style, and so her humongous dangling fun-bubbles are swinging wildly around and slapping against her torso --- and each other --- as the guy is rhythmically thrusting into her from behind.

by QuacksO May 28, 2019

Saddle doll

A person who’s only income is to go to rodeos and “rope necks and cash checks” usually have the brains of a wooden post. And claim they’re the smartest people ever and yet have no common sense

Dumbass saddle dolls are as useful as a boar hog with tits

by Pinchèbullman May 31, 2019

saddle ass

saddle ass is a world wide phenomenon in which a man or a women that spends most of their time around or on horses or camels developed sores and rashes and lesions on their ass a life time of pain and possible infections make this disease harmful to ones health

doctors thought it was aids but blood tests revealed different it's saddle ass

by sanxity March 30, 2019

sudden snatching

Does NOT refer to the epic snapping pussy. Sudden snatching is when you smack a phone from someone taking your picture. It probably helps if you smack it, stomp it, thus make it a mic drop.

Prosecutors released new videos of star fighter Conor McGregor smashing a fan's phone outside a Miami Beach hotel. McGregor is charged with robbery by sudden snatching and criminal mischief. (Apr. 10, 2019)

by BoomerPilot April 16, 2019