ham-sauced

being sauced/drunk out of your skull.

Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.

by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 28, 2007

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J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

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Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight

That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!

by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020

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Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

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a) the piece of a slice of ham which hangs outside the bread when a sandwich or toastie is prepared and, if not tucked back in, can burn and spoil the finished product.

b) parts of the labia which protrude from either side or both sides of the gusset of women's panties or g-string.

a) "Watch the other side of your sandwich, Horatio - there's a ham overhang and you don't want it to burn in the toaster!"

b) "Check out the babe with the tartan mini on, Ephraim - when she uncrosses her legs there's a clear ham overhang!"

by Jeremyhotpepper August 6, 2011

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