Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 7, 2022

pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.

Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*

by NotCoco August 2, 2022

Luxury Splitter

A roadie three way.

Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!

by Wonderhill March 19, 2023

Rail splitter

Who knows. what even is a rail splitter. They peaked when they had Emoni and haven’t been relevant since. They gon be an easy W and they are currently the worst team in the SEC. A rail splitter is the type of team you drop 50+ on with your eyes closed.

“Yo you see the rail splitters are 0-3 this season?”

by Huronstudentsection2024 September 13, 2023

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Jew Splitter

A certain kind of splitter. Belongs to the splitter family and is mostly used against MAGA heads and people who well love some good coins

Watch out the Jew splitter is near and….oh no he found us stay quiet 🤫🤫

by The Splitter July 13, 2025