A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.
by Big Al72 February 14, 2011
by dan November 25, 2004
When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.
by Austin42g March 30, 2010
by Gary Clark October 25, 2007
Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.
by Badpolizei May 01, 2011
shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.
by mark h July 11, 2003