Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

soup monger

A soup monger is an individual who has allowed soup to consume so much of their life that they lose the motivation to be social or maintain good hygene.

Whoa! look at that soup monger lick that bowl clean.

by monkeys233 January 29, 2008

Soup Sandwich

A slang street/prison term used to describe the softness in a person who is supposed to be "Stand-up" or "Solid" and clearly, is not.

Someone is supposed to be a lookout in a particular situation, eg; smuggling, smoking,using drugs, and the individual does not or even worse, rats his friends out, he is 'solid like a soup sandwich'.

by carseyjones October 18, 2011

soup assin

When you eat a lot of greasy food and you butthole leaks green liquid.

Man, I ate a whole pizza last night. I've been soup assin all day.

by Ninjario July 25, 2006

Soup Kitchen

When you put your mouth around the butthole of a person with diarrhea and they just let it flow.

Man, Jimmy had the squirts REAL bad, so he took me to the Soup Kitchen.

by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 6, 2008

Soup of the Day

When in 69 position, and the guy is on top and the girl is licking the man's balls. When the man is about to cum, he quickly takes a shit on the girls face and then cums on her face, making it the soup of the day.

Dude, my girlfriend tried the soup of the day yesterday... she got food posioning though.

by master of the bater June 9, 2011