Sober Stevo

A moral man who doesn't succum to the pressure of his peers or the bias of a nation.

Sober Stevo doesn't try, He just is.

by SoberStevo May 18, 2011

Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

Slerky

Jerking off and going to bed.

Now that I've added slerky to my daily routine, I sleep a lot better.

by Senor Awesome Pants August 25, 2011

Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.

Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!

by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

Hoe Sober

when a person is hoe free for a period of time; a person avoids hooking up with people who get around

I'm hoe sober for two months, I only hook up with girls who have class

by Broccoli Rabe Capella Group May 1, 2011

florida sober

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.

I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.

by Darthspock March 8, 2022