I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains
by brian poutlaw March 06, 2008
Noun (athletic slang): a wrestling technique in which an aggressor female thrusts her torso against the torso of her combatant, the object being to upset the balance of the combatant and thereby obtain confrontational advantage.
In the now-famous "Miller Lite Catfight" TV commercial, Tonya Ballinger uses the boob smash against her erstwhile opponent, Kitana Baker, in the cement mixing tray.
by speedog July 09, 2010
v. (state of being) When a person has played Super Smash Bros. entirely too much, and can no longer stand the game.
It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.
It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.
"No, seriously guys, I'm smashed out. Turn that off, lets watch some TV."
"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."
"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."
by University Inn April 24, 2008
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie & Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.
"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"
by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006
When someone uses the bathroom at a place of business to take a shit without buying anything. It is often accompanied by weak attempts masquerade as a paying customer, followed by a quick exit from the building.
On the way back from camping, I had to pull a smash and dash at the Taco Bell. It was the only place around for miles.
by alunimumbat February 22, 2011
by supersmash December 08, 2007