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shovelnoob 

a unattractive person who looks like they got hit in the face with a shovel. Their faces are usually abnormally flat.
that chick as such a shovelnoob
shovelnoob by shovel mcnoobert December 29, 2007

shovelnuts 

Reserving a seat when you get up/leave, and you plan to return. If someone takes the seat then they are subject to a shovel to the nuts.
"He didn't call shovelnuts on that chair, so I'm totally taking it."

shovelspooning 

to quickly shovel spoonfuls of crack into one's mouth
The girl had to go to rehab for her compulsive shovelspooning behaviors, especially when she is left alone.
shovelspooning by Inner Venchin November 5, 2008

shavelli 

A very sexy women either Hispanic or Italian. She has her ways with words and is very loyal and trustworthy. She doesn't like drama and is very straight forward. You can easily fall in love with her. Not many people hate her. She has a nice body as well.
shavelli is so sexy
shavelli by mybooboo123454 September 21, 2011

Shoeless motherfucker 

A broke ass hater who hates on anyone who better then him or her
Shoeless motherfucker: what’s up pig as bitch
Cool motherfucker: you just one shoeless mother fucker!

Everyone: daaaaaammmmmmnnnnn.....!!
Shoeless motherfucker by Gooseyswag December 18, 2018
Something you call someone to confuse the fuck out of them
Houston: You’re such a shotel Tony.
Tony: What’s a shotel? Tell me! What the heck is a shotel? I’m not gonna sleep until I know what it is!
Houston: Retard...