sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.

So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.

by Amh585 March 16, 2017

male selfie

To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.

-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?

by Ultra-Peter November 28, 2013

road selfie

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you

Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"

by Raykay47indahouse January 11, 2016

Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others

My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.

by Fireworm April 05, 2017

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 26, 2015

Selfie kink

People who love receiving selfies at night

Alistair defo has a selfie kink

by Rattus5 November 09, 2021