sea pirate

To kick someone in the shin and ejaculate in one of his or her eyes.

Some guy: "Man I caught Dave totally by surprise with a sea pirate yesterday, he's walking with a limp and still rubbing his eye... it was excellent!"

by AnonymousSyuhn! January 19, 2008

sea monster

another word for penis.

Josh has a big sea monster and sadly Matt doesn't.

by chris doberstein August 18, 2008

Sea-Donkey

A ferocious and terrifying critter that somehow evolved over the span of bajillions of years.

Oh my gosh! A Sea-Donkey! Run for your lives!!!

by The Mayne Event October 9, 2007

sea gullin'

In British schools, pre-adolence boys masturbate and then ejaculate into their cupped hand and go up to a school friend or teacher and say, "Sea gulling," as they motion their hand to hit their face with the seamen.

Teacher, "When will the sea gullin' stop?! It's been the fifth load today!"

by xiuq October 12, 2010

sea monkeys

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.

If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?

by Sluggo January 13, 2003

Sea Monster

After you cum in a girls mouth and she goes to swallow you punch her in the stomache making the it shoot out of her nose. voila! a sea monster

i totally gave your mom a sea monster the other day

by 50187 July 28, 2006

Sea of Japan

The area of ocean which otherwise would simply be a part of Pacific Ocean were it not for Japan's presence. The term "East Sea," recently coined by ignorant Koreans to replace "Sea of Japan," is neither appropriate or accurate, and has obviously nothing whatsoever to do with "Japanese occupation" during WWII, which itself is a total hoax.

Sea of Japan has been there for centuries, and will be there for many more to come.

by Usotsuki Chong Shine September 6, 2003