Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.
The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.
by ancestaera June 26, 2020
Get the Scratch-off authoritymug. When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
Get the The Scratch Padmug. by Bigmoneyog November 13, 2018
Get the Scratchmug. In down time you and your co workers sit around scratching your netherworlds. Then with the SAME hand you scratch your eyes. Two days later everyone is out sick with conjunctivitis
by Kel02189 August 13, 2020
Get the Scratch partymug. The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.
She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.
She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.
Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...
by Liams Bank July 2, 2025
Get the Vinyl Scratchmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>When You Scratch And SNiff YOu Lose Reflexes<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021
Get the thatch scratchmug.