Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.

"I love Johns Schlong!"

by SchlongBoy September 29, 2021

schlong

a massive wet penis that cums in your mum

ooooo that schlong is massive

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

schlong

a shit-long penis

"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"

by i_snortwizzfizz November 2, 2021

Schlong

I'm pretty sure you already know this

Nice schlong bro

by lickitusfikitus November 15, 2021

Schloigcopter

The Vehicle of the Super Schloig
Even better than batmobile
flies high to the moon

Let's tie ur head to the rotators and escape life

fight the evil

Is it the schloigcopter? Hell yeeah

by sucuhuluouiugu November 22, 2021

Schloghp

Get or getting your shit together.

Let's schloghp so we can get to the park in time.

by iaamtoadman November 25, 2021

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng

Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole

W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging

by C00l_D00D69 February 10, 2022