SALMON

the salmon died = fun

p.s this is made in middle school so poop
by Jack+Macgyver1234_fan February 17, 2022
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Salmons

Salmon but with a s at the end. Usually the last name of a sexy man with a long cock.
Girl: what’s that kids last name?

Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick
by Hottysauce November 21, 2021
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Salmon

Noun (1): In gay vernacular a salmon is, usually but not always, a twink (boyish looking, skinny gay man usually between 18-25) who actively seeks the attention of bears (hairy, full-figured gay men).

Noun (2): In gay vernacular a salmon is the object of a bear or group of bears affection.

Verb (1): To attract the attention of bears deliberately.
Girl, Allen is being such a salmon at bear week. She needs to calm down before he gets snatched.
Kevin saw that salmon on the dance floor and was hungry for it.
As he was getting ready for bear week at Ptown, Allen was ready to salmon all night if it meant getting snatched.
by WhatADrag July 29, 2021
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Salmon

1. A fish that swims around in the sea and can be eaten I guess

2. (name) A cool dude that makes funny jokes even if he thinks everyone disagrees with him and wants to ignore him. He's kind when he needs to be but can struggle a lot with social situations including subjects he doesn't understand very well .
1. "I caught a fish the other day, It was a salmon"

2. "Salmon makes funny jokes sometimes"
by Maxi the cool kid March 21, 2021
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Salmon

A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.
Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.
by DillonVentures October 29, 2021
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Salmon

I saw this dude on Grindr wearing all vineyard vines he’s such a salmon.
by Galahad1906 March 29, 2019
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Salmon

A person who is mean or rude, synonym for jerk.
You salmon!
by Evoker94 December 02, 2024
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