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Robert

A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.

I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
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Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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He is a very handsome man with a massive gyatt. He is attracted to men.
You are so Robert.
by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024
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Robert is a one of a kind man. He is super handsome. He has the gyat. There is one bad thing about him…… he is very gay.
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Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.
Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.
by LuckyLeo1111 November 20, 2023
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Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.
Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.
by LuckyLeo1111 November 20, 2023
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Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.
i like Robert , no i love Robert !
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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