road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

road lamp by Dungle February 12, 2015

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road weave

Road weave: a tangled mass of lost artificial hair on the street or gutter; resembling a dead animal

Origin: derivative of road kill

I knew I was in the ghetto when I saw road weave in the gutters.

road weave by Earthmamma January 28, 2016

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When u fuck on the road or while driving.

Don't ever do this...the cops will join...trust me i know...road banging is something else

road bang by KingCack April 19, 2016

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To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

road patch by TJP64 May 17, 2016

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The act of showing ones breast on the road when requested. Ex: "show us your boobs!" Then then the female replies with a road tit.

We where driving down the road when she gave us a road tit

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An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.

I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.

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When you become agrovated or annoyed at traphic when someone else is driving.

I always have road empathy when my grandma's driving.

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