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Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.
"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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buerto rican

when ur black and puerto rican
hes black and puerto rican...hes buerto rican
by alexthemax August 23, 2011
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Puerto rican

The Latino people who are really over confident and obnoxious and like to fight like men whether they are men or women. Unfortunately Americans think all Latinos are Puerto Ricans and its humiliating because they act so ghetto.
"You looking at boyfriend bitch?! I'm Puerto Rican and ill rip your hair out!"

Actually I was looking at the clock on the wall behind you so pike down cause I wouldn't touch a man whose been with you."
by Jss June 10, 2013
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Puerto Rican or darker

1. Origin - New York, ~1975. The act to describe an assailant that may be of Latino or African American descent. While its origin is uncertain, many believe that it was introduced when Caucasians first began to assimilate back into urban settings, due in large part to disco clubs.

2. May also be used to describe any object that has an RGB value of 249.234.201 (sand-colored) or darker.
Next time you set me up with a bitch, make sure she is Puerto Rican or darker. Otherwise, bitches be tryin to fight her in the clubs, son.
by The Zunicorn December 20, 2010
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Puerto Rican Baseball Cap

The resultant poop on the tip of one's penis, following the act of anal penetration. Sometimes abbreviated to PRBC.
That girl needs a series of enemas, you should have seen the ridiculous puerto rican baseball cap I was wearing after we boned in the butt.
by The Lexipornographer August 23, 2011
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no later than a Puerto Rican wednesday

This term means that something must be done quickly. As fast as possible, but without making any great attempts to finish the task. Typically, the task is not something of great importance, but it is also something that can be put off indefinitely.
I need the water bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.
by Bobby Teenager July 8, 2006
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Puerto Rican Toothbrush

While you are hitting it from behind, you jam your finger in her asshole and reach around to swab her teeth with that finger.
Damn, that girl's breath was minty fresh after I gave her that Puerto Rican Toothbrush!
by Mike "Mad Dog" Seljan March 11, 2010
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