Ass Expansion Project

The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.

Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!

note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"

by chosney September 25, 2003

project

Hood. Basically black peeps refer to this as ghetto.

Jay-Z was raised in project

by Junaid Yar Khalid May 10, 2004

protein kiss

A slang term for fellatio. The giver may or may not swallow.

Melissa gave Daniel a mind blowing protein kiss for her birthday.

by sas517 July 24, 2011

Project X

A large house party. Not just any party, but one with more than 1,500 people attending, 2 DJ's, and over $2,000 in damages. Comparable to the party seen in the film Project X (2012). To make it more like the Project X thrown in the film, police should have been called, and drugs other than weed should be largely available.

Oh my god dude, I can't believe how big that party was! It was totally a Project X!

by projectexer June 9, 2012

surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

by mo cox February 1, 2007

protection

some form of a contraceptive

man, i've got to remember to wear some protection...

by ald;fjk March 2, 2004

protein rocket

a high flying cum loaded projectile launched from a cock intended to impact a chicks face

After I launched a protein rocket into Stacys face she surrended her turd cutter without further adew.

by Nekima May 10, 2006