Progenic

1. Related to the process of siring offspring; pertaining to reproductive sexual intercourse.
2. Sexual intercourse with the intention of reproduction.

“Intercourse is not always progenic—in fact, most women under thirty have only a twenty percent chance of becoming pregnant during any given menstrual cycle (Guillaume).”

by ginghambeauty October 25, 2025

Profen

Definition 1) an idiomatic new slang word inspired by an imaginary or hypothetical future pun or joke that the word could enable, for example, "if I had a genie I wish I could change the word for 'gooning' to profen so I could make you read an ibuprofen label our loud and be like 'yeah, I bet you be profen'".

Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.

Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"

Past-tense: "proffed"

Someone prone to profen is a: profing.

Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)

The recently viral youtube creator channel recently proffed by profen the word "profen" as a pun, thus making them a profing as they imagined how they would use that word to sow chaos in a fantasy where they tormented a poor genie by having it replace a funny slang term in the collective psyche with the phrase 'profen' for their first wish and to then make the genie read an ibuprofen label for their second wish, at which point presumeably the genie would give them a 4th a wish because to prof the profings needed to keep profen

by anonymous December 1, 2025

Profen

Gooning, masterbation, jacking off.

"I be profen all day to Hatsune Miku"

by JD IV December 1, 2025

Profen

"Profen" is an alternative word for gooning meaning "pleasuring yourself"

You be profen all night huh?

by Devvktr December 7, 2025

omni-presence

Keith(is sexy)-guitar/kazoo
David(also sexy)-Drums/turntables/percussion
(Mr.)Tom-Bass/planting in the garden
Joe(fatts)-rhythem guitar
Jordan/john/special K-Vocals

OMNI-PRESENCE....

www.omni-presence.moonfruit.com

RAH

We are the Omni-presence and we are good...we are the Omni-presence and we are not from the hood...yo.
hah

by Disa and frankis February 21, 2004

Suck Presents

A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.

by SGMinty September 9, 2008

Hobo present

a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.

Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!

by Anthony Josafiend August 24, 2009