prosperity gospel 

a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your life to God, or that a life of wealth and health and prosperity are signs of God's favor. Unfortunately, the prosperity gospel is not just unBiblical, but is used by these televangelists to get you to donate your money to their organization. I am a Christian myself and dont buy into the prosperity gospel.

The prosperity gospel unfortunately leads others astray and exploits one's desire to have wealth and health in this life. In a way, the prosperity gospel teaches a person to pursue wealth and not God himself, and could be considered a form of idolatry. If the prsperity gospel is true, then why wasn't Mother Teresa or Jesus rich?? Does being "poor" mean you are being chastised by God? Just a few thoughts.

prosperity gospel by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

prostate cancer 

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3

Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry

prostate cancer by ominominai February 10, 2010

prosper texas 

a town of rich white kids that drive around in daddy’s new car and who start drinking in middle school. the only good thing about prosper is their football team. bitches will loose their virginity to a random guy and then complain and fake depression. it’s full of snobby ass kids who think they are better than you and where the school district tries to hide shit and cover things up. the highschool only gives a shit about the football players and everyone else is fucked. girls will fuck random guys and then go to church the next day and act like they’re innocent.

kids in prosper texas start getting blackout drunk in middle school and think having a nicotine addiction is cool

prosper texas by lilbitch19 July 29, 2019

Prostirape

Both whore and client enter the procedure as agreed, however the client flees before paying. Cases of prostirape are common in occurance, and similar in nature to 'doing a runner' from a restaurant.

A horny man enters a phone booth and rings one of these typical XXXFUQFUQFUQ numbers. The whore arrives on the street corner and does not get to capitalise on her sexual encounter.

Prostirape by green_will May 24, 2004

prosably 

A combination between probably and possibly, used to indicate the likelihood of an event or decision, more than possibly but less than probably.

Are you going to clean the toilet? Prosably, because I know it needs to be done, but it'll only get filthy again.

prosably by Pareeha2 May 16, 2006

prostitosticles 

Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.

1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....

Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.

prostitosticles by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009

prostitute in training 

A female below the age of 18 who walks around public places in cloths that are too revealing for her current age. also known as, Jailbait.

Man 1: "Look at that chick man she's hot."

Man 2: "nah man that's gross, shes only 16. she must be a prostitute in training."

Man 1: "yeah your right, I can't belive her parents would let her do something like that to herself."

prostitute in training by Spiderdude30 December 16, 2011