I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese

The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese

The most beautiful Arabian-Berber goddess known from Moroccan decent. Her prese

by anonymous November 22, 2021