cheese pistol

Someone who is just so damn cheesy they can't stop the cheese shooting out of their mouth.

Who's that guy who hosts the mad mad world of sports?
Dunno but he's a fuckin cheese pistol

by kiwicito October 3, 2004

pistol whip

to smack a fellow with a slinging of a gun, or other projectile object, say, a crossbow

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before shooting him in the leg.

by Trick Daddy April 5, 2003

Pistachio Fart

When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina.

Yo Feeney had a MAD pistachio fart.
Yeah i know what a douche.

by A Man of Truth August 1, 2010

little pistol starter

a girl/woman who is a really good shot on the range... a girl you'd want on yo' side in a gunfight.... pronounced "lil' pissle stah-ta"

Little Pistol Starter, you so good shootin' that shotgun at the range girl... I'm callin' yo' ass if I ever get in a gunfight! Even if you DO live an hour away...

by DOCBlondie July 2, 2009

pfister

(verb) one who spits on the cock a.k.a. hocks a loogie during oral sex and/or hand jobs.

brianna banks is a pfister

by pfister February 1, 2006

pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)

i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.

by RepGnar January 13, 2011

pistol

when 2 guys swing their dicks against each other during sex

the pistol position feels so good

by oak kamb August 18, 2021