poophemism

A polite or comedic way to excuse one’s self to go poop.

My favorite poophemism has to be "drop off the kids at the pool," or "I dropped the browns at the superbowl," or even, "I've gotta go doo something."

by Smashertown January 12, 2011

poopertainment

Any form of bathroom entertainment than is viewed while on the toilet

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Provided just the right amount of poopertainment while I took a dump.

by T swizz October 18, 2010

poopernoosle

Its a noob, or like its another way of saying, "ugh your such a poop."
You can even write it on peoples lockers to suprise them!

Your such a poopernoosle

by A poopernoosle May 13, 2011

Poopternity

The amount of time it takes for your boyfriend to leave your place when you have to poop.

"I kept trying to get my boyfriend to leave last night so I could use the bathroom but he wouldn't take a hint. It felt like such a poopternity before he finally left!"

by lumbersmith January 10, 2012

poopmergency

1. When a child who is not yet potty trained has feces erupting from his or her diaper unexpectedly- whether removed by the child or simply by gravity or other pressures upon the diaper or containment unit.

2. Any activity or instance that involves large quantities of infant, toddler, or child fecal matter on any surface or body part, or other person and or animal in an other than ideal situation or circumstance. Usually one or more persons and multiple surfaces become contaminated in an actual poopmergency

We were on the highway at night when Graeme had a serious poopmergency. He had a blowout in the car seat and was covered in shit from his nipples to his knees. By the end of it, there was poo in my hair, on both our clothes, on the blanket, on the floor of the van, as well as the seat.

by amomsoiknow November 28, 2012

Pooper's High

The elation and exuberance felt after dropping a large deuce.

There was no match to the Pooper's High Thomas experienced after his tasting tour of Northeast hot dog joints. He felt positively effervescent, refreshed, and ready to run a marathon.

by SheLarry June 20, 2012

Poopertunity

Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

Please see the example below.

Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."

by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013