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sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 6, 2017
mugGet the sneaker poomug.

[Poo-Shnaz]

1. someone who is afraid of everything
2. Vagina
3. Pussy
Yo that ma fucker is a poo-shnaz

That bitch had THE wettest poo-shnaz
by DJ Gahney December 17, 2008
mugGet the [Poo-Shnaz]mug.

structural poo

an exceptionally well compacted log, long and hard enough to bridge the u-bend in the toilet. occasional specimens are of sufficient length to breach the surface of the water; all are highly resistant to flushing. A free-standing monument to an epic lavatory achievement, that may last for days.
She had closed the cubicle door and was approaching the bowl, only to recoil in shock and horror, her mouth open and eyes wide with fear. Before her, the Structural Poo reared up from the water, a mighty totem to labours passed. She could only imagine the pain endured.
by poopal March 12, 2009
mugGet the structural poomug.

Poo Banging

When you stick your thumb up your ass then suck on it.
Mac DeMarco was Poo Banging at the show last night
by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019
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Poo pocket

When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.
Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient

Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!
by Duffman445 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Poo pocketmug.

poo wakely

nat: omg kate i bet his widge is massive
kate: deffo a poo wakely
by kurt's bumhole November 27, 2012
mugGet the poo wakelymug.

poo poker

meaning arse sex usually for gay men

or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way

or bumming
go get poo poked you poo poker
by johnnii August 3, 2007
mugGet the poo pokermug.

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