Polish China

Paper plates, and other disposable types of food wares. Usually used to describe someone who is abysmally cheap.

Mike: Hold on don't use that!

Julie: Why not?

Mike: Because I don't want to do dishes, here's a paper plate.

Julie: Oh! A big spender breaking out the Polish China. 😏

by Ethanthacat April 17, 2021

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Polish Spritzer

When a man finishes shitting, turns on the bidet, becomes so aroused that he jerks off while the bidet sprays his asshole.

Issac W. was late to training because he was giving himself a Polish Spritzer.

by KetchupDick August 15, 2022

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Rolling Polish

Driving in the winter or cold weather with your car windows rolled down while blasting the hot air inside your car.

Paul was being a bitch about how hot it was in his friend's car on the way to school one winter, so Eric the driver decided to roll the windows down and thus started "Rolling Polish". Not to be confused with Rolling Danish!

by HAPTK June 5, 2015

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pearl polisher

1. A machine or individual who polishes pearls.

2. A person who enjoys licking and/or rubbing the clitoris of another female.

Ex.1

"Wow. Not even a scratch! That pearl polisher works like a charm."

Ex.2

"Hey Jackson, have you seen Mick?"

"Last time I saw him, he and Rachel went upstairs. Probably going down on her like he always does."

"What a pearl polisher."

by FunkyCunk December 22, 2019

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Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013

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