beer plug

Plugging the mouth of a beer bottle when you are told to drink, making it seem like you are drinking, when you are actually being a pussy.

Joe is such a beer plug.

by JimWal September 5, 2008

Pussy Plug

Drunk whores use this term on typical Friday or Saturday nights when their fat, ugly, or mentally handicapped friends get in the way of them getting some dick. This term is the female version of cock block.

Hey bitch, quit pussy pluggin' me, I want his love juice in my coochie hole.

by John Saxon May 2, 2006

butt plug

1. A sexual device that is inserted into the rectum and held there by its conical shape. Supposedly to apply pressure to the prostate gland, resulting in more powerful orgasms.

2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker

You no good son of a bitch, you're nothing but a fucking butt plug!

by Robert E. Porter January 10, 2006

Pussy Plug

A toy like a butt plug to be worn in your pussy for pleasure; usually for extended periods of time.

girl: I'm wearing my new pussy plug at work and I keep grinding on my seat thinking about you
boy: oh babe I can't wait to see how wet you are when you get home

by yourbabygirll February 5, 2015

Bad Plug

When you thought you were charging your phone but you actually weren't

My phone still has no juice, prolly had a bad plug last night.

by xpldngktns May 24, 2016

Myster-E-pluG

The intense mission of doing a female in her rear end and then pulling out, placing some ecstacy on her asshole, and then pushing it in with your penis during reinsurtion. Mystery plug!

Robert pulled a Myster-E-Plug on his girlfriend during anal sex and minutes later laughed as she tried to figure out why she felt as good as she did!

by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

fart plug

When you have a particularly bad case of the beer shits, and you keep thinking you have to crap, but all that comes out is a turd the size of a cork and a gallon of air. You go through the day not being able to trust your anus, feeling like you need to fart, but fearing you might chuck the plug.

"How's your hangover?" "Not good. My headache is gone, but I keep dealing with a series of fart plugs.". "Lovely". "Yeah, the fifth one I shot out was under so much pressure I nearly cracked the toilet."

by H. Bobs July 1, 2007