Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

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Plotting

Has / Have been planning on having sexual relations with a person for a period of time.

“ I think Daniel has been plotting on you!”

by iheartchickenwings.0rg April 3, 2024

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(Usually preceded by calling them an npc and claiming "bro thinks..." or" bro's...")

1) A goofy, mocking way of describing someone who's lost deeply in thought.

2) A way of mocking someone who's really mad but is "fighting demons" in their head

1)

person 1: look at this npc, he's staring into space.
person 2: Bro thinks he's plotting world domination.

2)
person 1: whys this npc so mad?
person 2: i know right, bro's plotting world domination.

by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

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Platinumlocks

Goldilocks is just right. Platinumlocks is more than just right, to the point of being total delulu.

Used when referring to unreasonably rosy economic projections or crazy high stock prices.

Every time I see the S&P 500 hit new highs I think, wtf man, I can’t even afford groceries, why does the market keep pricing in platinumlocks growth

by Laptopmerc May 14, 2024

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