Piss Creek 

A luxurious bush found in B1 (Brown Camp) at Reading Festival 2008.

This bush was used by thousands of unhygeninc, mud ridden people, who just wanted a remote, yet satisfying area to do what they do best.

Piss Creek was owned by Tiny Camp (headed by King Thom and his rabid minions)

Piss Creek was also very versatile; sometimes becoming "Shit Creek", "Vomit Creek" and in desperate cases "Cum Creek".

A points system was used as an advertising ploy for Piss Creek, whereby a person could gain 10 points for "twosies" (current record holder is Little Steve with over 120 points).

"Hmm I'm in B1 and I'm at least 5 minutes away from the nearest toilet, but I'm about to PISS MYSELF, what ever shall I do?"

"FEAR NOT! PISS CREEK IS HERE! 10 POINTS FOR TWOSIES"

Piss Creek by James O H October 16, 2008

piss and miss 

to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss

Person 1: wheres keller

Person 2: he said he had to take a piss

Person 3: ill check

Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss

piss and miss by IanAKAmoroN December 18, 2012

piss beer 

bud light

Dude, I'm so broke I'll buy piss beer.

piss beer by jlobabayyyyyyyy January 8, 2015

Piss-Break 

Any match in "professional wrestling" involving women where one can run for "a quick leak/drain the snake/squirt the vag" whilst the "soy boys/SJWs and mentally retarded & desperate male virgins" rapturously clap and chant 'this is awesome' in 'House (at a live event) and at home to substandard fake fighting in the likes of the WWE which contains more than 1 female "wrestler (fake fighter) versus another of said gender"

Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Who is up next in the gorilla position Kev?

Kevin Dunn WWE: Its Charlotte versus Bayley in a Women's title no DQ match

Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Thank god it's a piss-break match.

At least I can get a break from my whiney daughter pushing these perpetual PMT vaginal actors. Tell Steph I'm off to push the women's revolution (crimp a loaf and take a giant piss).

Piss-Break by Alpha Bravo Cheesecake November 20, 2018

piss torso 

noun. a general insult, often used while driving, to express anger at another driver. It evolved from the practice of calling bad drivers shit tits.

That piss torso cut me off!

piss torso by jberk November 6, 2006

Piss On Tits 

To urinate on breast

"hey pipes, we should piss on those tits..... commit"

or

"piss on tits poon!"

Piss On Tits by Uncle Card April 25, 2008

Piss Boy

A pathetic, cowardly boy who pees his pants like a little baby.

"You're a stupid little piss boy, aren't you? Filthy little inky stinky pissy baby boy ."

Piss Boy by ghosttwat666 September 6, 2022