pirate smoker 

A person obsessed with the male genetalia and will do anything to get his hands on one

Phillip is an extremely devout pirate smoker

pirate smoker by Phillip December 4, 2003

Pirate Skank 

1 - Someone who believe's that they are a real pirate and in actuality is just a skank

2 - An endearing pet name for couple that just have a good time

1
Matt: ARRRGH MATEYS!
Mike: Matt you aren't a pirate, get over it! You're just a fucking skank!

2
Boy: baby you're such a pirate skank.
Girl: I know I love you too.

Pirate Skank by YZpilot736 October 20, 2008

Pirate Hooker 

Originally, an ex-navy girl picked up at a local bar. Present day the term means a girl that is a slut.

My roommate and I picked up two pirate hookers at Lynch's.

Pirate Hooker by Phillip Kelley July 24, 2008

pirate fork 

Using a fork, someone steals food from your plate, when you are not looking.

My father is always pirate forking me, finally one day I got angry and stabbed his arm.

My boyfriend will say, "Wow look at that," point and pirate fork my lobster.

pirate fork by CyAdora June 17, 2008

Pirate Marketing 

A term describing the so-called "marketing strategy" of spammers who "advertise" or plug) their products and services by using people’s email addresses to send out bulk mail messages to all the contacts they've hijacked, pretending the email was written by the person who's identity they have hacked into.

This is done to suggest a person has tried and tested the product and to spread bogus word of mouth virally. This is entirely fraudulent and can potentially hurt a person’s reputation, but thankfully this method is used by individuals and groups who are just as stupid as the people they are trying to scam (i.e. catering to the lowest denominator). For this reason, the spam message itself is usually as easy to detect as the cheap knockoffs (or stolen goods) they are trying to unload on unsuspecting victims.

Here is a prime example of pirate marketing allegedly sent from a friend:

beginning of spam message, i.e. pirate marketing/

From: V. (name and email address of my friend)
Subject: Re:
Date: April 18, 2010 12:41:30 AM EDT

hey,
how are you ?
Just received my iphone 3gs 32gb from this website. www (dot) acmespammers (dot) much cheaper than others and genuine . if you would like to get one,you can check it out.
cheers
V. (name of my friend)

________________________________

Messenging on your phone = MI on the road. Try it now!

/end of spam message, i.e. pirate marketing.

Pirate Marketing by Smiler69 April 20, 2010

pirate's lunchbox

This can also be used to denote a lunch that is completely stolen, generally for school aged children. When someone takes various items from other's lunches to compose their own lunch, their lunch is then referred to as a pirate's lunch. Pirate's lunchbox can also be used.

James goes around the back of the classroom during recess stealing other childrens food. When they get to lunch, some children might notice that they are missing items, and that James is now in possession of them. They might refer to his lunch as a Pirate's lunchbox.

pirate's lunchbox by Timothy Eastman May 13, 2005

pirate smoker 

Blair and Phillip when they tag team and possibly anyone except Bryce

see above

pirate smoker by Phillip December 4, 2003