The Phone Call

When you stick your thumb in her ass and your pinky her vagina.

I gave my girl the phone call last night while Adele was singing in the background.

by Vantex XII November 27, 2018

is that your phone?

A question which may be asked when a man's anatomy is mistaken for a mobile phone which may "poke" someone in the back while dancing

Lucy asked JT "is that your phone?"
He replied, "no, it's in the apartment"

by Zantee09 July 17, 2009

Smart Phone

A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.

Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?

by Manny Dalavera August 6, 2012

Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.

Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone

Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

by Mia May 13, 2005

Phone Rape

When a seemingly normal guy/girl is on the phone with you and proceeds to have phone sex with you when you don't want it, narrating both sides, so you have no choice but to listen in total awe.

Bob: I was on the phone with this chick last night, and we were having a pretty normal conversation, then she phone raped me, I haven't been the same ever since.
Friend: I warned you about her.

by TEH BOB ZORD December 23, 2008

Phgone

a more interesting name for a mobile telephone. "Phone" got boring so people invented "phgone".

I was on the phgone to (name) earlier

My phgone is broken

I need a new phgone

by thegirlyounevernoticed October 7, 2009

Phone

Object low lifes use while pondering what to do with their day while trying to contact the friends they dont have that are already partying it up without them.

Man this phone is bunk. No one likes me

by Katie gay June 14, 2010