Pilly pie

When giving one a blow job, you proceed to bite his penis off, and then point it outwards, you then continue to ram his own penis into his own ass until you fulfill his sexual satisfaction.

Person #1: yo how about I give you a pilly pie in the truck stop bathroom
Person #2: sounds good, son

by Ex64 January 24, 2018

Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."

by E-Z-T May 13, 2010

Captain Phillips

When you slap your partner mid intercourse and proclaim "I am the captain now!" In the style of the popular Tom Hanks film Captain Phillips.

"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips

by Jimthesmiley January 12, 2016

Evan Phillips

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.

“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”

by evandagoon April 3, 2020

phillipa

The most beautiful girl in the whole world. Kind and caring for all with a voice that so soothing I can hear it when I dream..she may seem like the serious working professional..9/5 but when she lets her hair down watch out...cuase your in for one crazy weeknd. She has an adventures fun spirit, and likes to push the boundaries. She has a love for fancy dress or should I say disguise ;) the most amazing person I've met in my entire life! Damn i gotta get that girl a plane !

Wow! Amazing how did we end up here! Thats right, Phillipa! Man that girls wild

by astrid December 14, 2013

Terrance and Phillip

Canadian humor at its best. Features two idiots who do nothing but fart throughout the show.

Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.

by AYB May 21, 2003

Phillip

Phillip with 2L’s is the most amazing, caring, unique and funny man you could ever meet. He’s good looking and an amazing lover, the kind of guy who makes you believe in love again. An incredibly faithful guy and a man that will always call you beautiful when you look a mess. He’s goofy and childish at times but that just makes him fun to be around and makes you like him more and more. He’s a little bit of an geeky introvert with a love for comics, anime and games with a crazy personality and an adventurous side. A Phillip is the best hugger you can find.

If you find a Phillip keep him close.

by Pandasloth1914 November 26, 2021