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Pencil Mercenary

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them
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pencil

i used a pencil to stop the flow of diarrhea
by big dic mommy September 8, 2021
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rhode island piss penciling

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.
Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.
by Logan LP September 12, 2025
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Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around
"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"
by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016
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pencil straight

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023
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glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.
Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018
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