Testicle parasite

Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.

by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011

rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

pussy parasite

That one mate that pretends to be friends just to get at some pussy

J: why are we still friends
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite

by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiop[22 April 14, 2016

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019

Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.

The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

Chloe Papas

Smart, Kind, Sensitive, The girl who will always have your back. Even if you were close with her, she'll always get you stuff and always have your back. She's the homegirl that never leaves. Even though her greatest weakness is having her feelings hurt, she's sweet and soft on the inside.

"Remember Chloe Papas?"
"Yeah, she was a keeper."

by VxnillaTea November 19, 2019