PARVER

Parver is a word that originated from Germanic tribes, which translates to pervert or pedophile. The nickname Parver was given to people that were caught or suspected of touching themselves around children, animals, or both at the same time. Nowadays, Parver is most commonly found as a last name. Anyone who has the name Parver should be observed for possible illicit sexual activity around minors and/or fauna. PLEASE BE AWARE OF ALL PARVERS!

Hey dude, keep an eye on A-man; he seems like a parver.

by shalavah June 3, 2024

parensite

A parent of a celebrity who lives off the money and fame of their child.

Dina Lohan, the mother of Lindsey, is a parensite.

by Thomasmcg January 8, 2009

parent-prodding

1: the act of your parents prodding you with question you have had no preparation for, leaving you left dumb-founded and them ticked because you don't have a ready answer for them

2: When you ask friends questions such as "how was school" or "did anything interesting happen" and such

1: friend: dude, you look pissed
you: yeah, my mom was parent-prodding me all the way to school

2: last night on MSN, john kept parent-prodding me about my day

by SoNotTheCoolest April 1, 2009

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

parefree

(N.) "Pussy" and "Care-Free" combined. Temporarily not caring about bitches and instead concentrating on chilling with your bros.

"You gonna meet up with Sarah?"

"Nah dude, parefree tonight"

"Good Man"

by kprowand January 17, 2012

Parelevant

Of marginal relevance -- not really relevant, but close enough to maybe be interesting anyway. (From "para" (beside, subsidiary to) + relevant (probative).)

Phil, your job performance this year sucked, although the fact that you always made a fresh pot of decaf when it was almost out is parelevant and gets you some team-play points.

by FitofPeak November 27, 2012

Parentheception

Parenthesis inside of parenthesis inside of parenthesis

(Parenthesis(Parenthesis(Parentheception)))

by the sucker of October 10, 2014