ogster

a simple creature. mostly known for petting a gert. also known as “og”.

Oh my gosh sally! He’s such an ogster.

or
Hey ogster how’s it going?

by gertisimo March 12, 2022

osterberger

Stunningly sexy man who is able to cause girls to cum everywhere. Literally everywhere. All over the place. Generally very muscular and with great curly hair. No girls can resist

Wow that guy is a real Osterberger in bed!!

by Killinthegame69 December 10, 2016

black opsterbation

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.

Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.

by daBuster September 28, 2011

praire oysters

horse or bull testicles

If anyone asks you if you would like some praire oysters refuse say no

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

groin oysters

1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.

The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.

by captkenjeroo January 12, 2008

rocky mountain oysters

see cow fries

mmm! these rocky mountain oysters taste just like chicken nuggets! hmm... i wonder what is really in those nuggets at wendys...

by jackieC January 26, 2004

oysters

another name for the drug oxycotin

jordan gave me great oysters!!

by Parli Skwad February 8, 2008